cross-posted from: https://exploding-heads.com/post/69721
"My new gig is so much like my old job at Twitter, it's insane," said Benedictine from her cubicle in the FBI's San Francisco office. "The pay is competitive, plus I get fun new job perks like infiltration training. Who knew infiltrating your own citizens would be so fulfilling?"
The former Twitter censor continued, "Don't get me wrong, the jobs are quite different. For example, rather than receiving daily emails from agent Elvis Chan asking me to censor no-name Americans for their harmless memes, he just pops into my cubicle with a list of no-name Americans to censor, spy on, and infiltrate."