• They give you fun new nicknames like "breakfast taco"
  • They carry around hot sauce in their purses
  • They will never hold you accountable for anything
  • They identify you by the color of your skin rather than the content of your character
  • They end the genocide of your race by relabeling it "women's healthcare"
  • They work tirelessly to make you dependent on the government
  • They will destroy your job, which gives you the chance to reflect on what's most important in life
  • Reparations are coming your way for something, probably
  • Dodging bullets in Chicago is a great exercise