cross-posted from: https://exploding-heads.com/post/54666

"I see you're buying pizza rolls for $10.88, up $3 from 2019 – did you know this financial strain could be relieved by killing your children?" shouted Abrams to a young couple after popping out from behind a magazine rack. "As Governor, I will protect your right to kill your kids so you can afford groceries! COMPASSION!"