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Sheffield United 0 - 6 Arsenal

Arsenal scorers: Martin Ødegaard (5’), Jayden Bogle OG (13’), Gabriel Martinelli (15’), Kai Havertz (25’), Declan Rice (39’), Ben White (58’)


Venue: Bramall Lane, Sheffield, England

Referee: Samuel Barrott


Sheffield United:

Starting XI Notes Subs Notes
Ivo Grbić Wes Foderingham
Jayden Bogle 13’ 29’ Oliver Arblaster 64’
Anel Ahmedhodžić 64’ Yasser Larouci
Auston Trusty Sydie Peck
Jack Robinson George Baldock 46’
James McAtee 46’ Andre Brooks 46’
Oliver Norwood 17’ Ben Osborn 17’
Vinícius Souza Ben Brereton Díaz
Tom Davies 46’ William Osula 46’
Gustavo Hamer
Oliver McBurnie 46’

Manager: Chris Wilder (England)


Arsenal:

Starting XI Notes Subs Notes
David Raya Aaron Ramsdale
Ben White 58’ 65’ Cédric Soares 65’
William Saliba Fábio Vieira 46’
Gabriel Magalhães Thomas Partey 65’
Jakub Kiwior Emile Smith Rowe
Martin Ødegaard 5’ Leandro Trossard 73’
Jorginho 65’ Reiss Nelson
Declan Rice 39’ 73’ Eddie Nketiah
Bukayo Saka 46’ Gabriel Jesus 65’
Kai Havertz 25’
Gabriel Martinelli 15’ 65’

Manager: Mikel Arteta (Spain)


MATCH EVENTS

1’: We’re off!

2’: Saka hits the bar! Gabriel fires the rebound and Jack Robinson clears it off the line! What an opening couple minutes!

5’: GOAL ARSENAL!! Martin Ødegaard gets the cutback and sidefoots it in! Arsenal slicing the Blades open!

9’: Ødegaard puts one wide of the top corner. Sheffield United just in absolute panic mode right now.

13’: GOAL ARSENAL! God, this is embarrassing, it’s a cross from Saka very close to the goal, it goes through the keeper’s legs at the near post and then off of Jayden Bogle into his own net. We’re looking at a disaster in the making.

15’: GOAL ARSENAL! Oh the humanity. Gabriel Martinelli gets the cutback, it bounces off Ahmedhodžić into the near post. Just brutal.

17’: Sheffield United substitution: Ben Osborn on for Oliver Norwood. Does not appear to be injury related.

20’: Sheffield tried a shot. Nowhere close.

21’: Rice hammers one at goal, Grbić gets it away.

22’: Havertz hooks one at goal, caught easily by Grbić

25’: GOAL ARSENAL!! Kai Havertz fires one into the far side! More fans are leaving.

26’: Hamer tries to get one back one-on-one with Raya but the shot is saved. Offside anyway.

29’: Jayden Bogle plows into Ødegaard from behind

39’: GOAL ARSENAL. I’m going to stop putting exclamation points in the match report. Declan Rice gets a comeback and smashes it into the far botttom corner.

HT Sheffield United 0-5 Arsenal Stop, stop, he’s already dead.


46’: Arsenal substitution: Fábio Vieira on for Bukayo Saka

46’: Sheffield United substitution: George Baldock, Andre Brooks and William Osula on for Oliver McBurnie, James McAtee and Tom Davies

46’: We’re back!

52’: Rice gets a free kick around the wall but the keeper is behind it all the way.

58’: GOAL ARSENAL!! Ben White with a beautiful hit that Grbić can’t put away!

64’: Sheffield United substitution: Oliver Arblaster on for Anel Ahmedhodžić

65’: Arsenal triple sub: Thomas Partey, Gabriel Jesus and Cédric Soares on for Jorginho, Gabriel Martinelli and Ben White

73’: Arsenal substitution: Leandro Trossard on for Declan Rice

78’: Kiwior has a free header but mishits it wide with his shoulder.

81’: Osula picks off a bad pass and tries to do it alone but blasts it high.

82’: SAVE! Whatever else happened today, Grbić can say he did make a good save there on Gabriel Jesus.

FT Sheffield United 0-6 Arsenal Bambi meets Godzilla