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The original was posted on /r/cfb by /u/cvsprinter1 on 2024-03-03 21:27:28.

Welcome back to another arbitrary, accurate, and inane ranking of schools by yours truly. I used this website to calculate the straight-line distance from the nearest off-campus Chick-fil-a to the street address of each school’s office of admissions. Full data can be found here.

17 - Syracuse, 41,595ft*

16 - Stanford, 31,297ft*

15 - Boston College, 25,864ft*

14 - Virginia Tech, 24,452ft

13 - UNC, 21,553ft

12 - Cal, 18,061ft*

11 - Miami, 15,775ft*

10 - Wake Forest, 13,187ft

9 - Louisville, 12,626ft

8 - Pitt, 11,481ft

7 - Duke, 8,219ft

6 - UVA, 5,659ft

5 - Clemson, 5,630ft

4 - NC State, 5,267ft

3 - Florida State, 3,949ft

2 - Georgia Tech, 3,551ft

1 - SMU, 1,752ft

Notes:

  • Several schools have a Chick-fil-a on campus. I did not include those. Schools without an on-campus Chick-fil-a are denoted with an asterisk.
  • Pitt has a much closer Chick-fil-a, but it is located within UPMC which is affiliated with the school so I excluded it. It’s part of Duquesne University, not UPMC. Fixed it on my end.
  • Stanford has a closer store but it is “delivery only” and it doesn’t really count as a Chick-fil-a if you don’t have a teenager say “my pleasure” when you place your order so I excluded it.