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The original was posted on /r/nfl by /u/Cash4Jesus on 2024-02-23 20:49:40.


I’m a little bored this afternoon, so I wondered what if every player on an NFL team got paid the same? The quarterback gets paid just as much as the long snapper. It is a team sport, after all. The salary cap in 2023 was $224.8 million. Divided by 53 players, that’s an average of $4.24 million to spend per player. I went to Spotrac and looked at the cap hits for each position and constructed a team, trying to pay them about $4.24 million. Here’s the team:

Position Name Team Cap Hit
QB Jameis Winston NO $4,577,000
QB Kenny Pickett PIT $3,836,701
QB Case Keenum HOU $3,279,410
RB Samaje Perine DEN $4,500,000
RB Najee Harris PIT $4,151,460
RB Travis Etienne JAC $4,103,943
FB Alec Ingold MIA $4,790,000
WR Jameson Williams DET $4,762,306
WR Jahan Dotson WAS $4,104,147
WR Ashton Dulin IND $4,010,000
WR Rashod Bateman BAL $4,008,904
WR Treylon Burks TEN $3,918,979
WR Jaxon Smith-Njibga SEA $3,276,661
WR Kalif Raymond DET $3,250,000
TE Durham Smythe MIA $4,416,946
TE Foster Moreau NO $4,367,050
TE Andrew Beck HOU $3,720,575
OT Darnell Wright CHI $4,765,515
OT Peter Skoronski TEN $4,471,209
OT Christian Darrisaw HOU $4,246,499
OT Austin Jackson MIN $4,007,116
OG Kenyon Green HOU $4,350,929
OG Zion Johnson LAC $4,021,821
OG Tyler Smith DAL $3,651,579
OG Cole Strange NE $3,342,537
C Jack Brendel SF $4,162,000
C Ethan Pocic CLE $3,984,000
EDGE Dean Lowry MIN $4,482,345
EDGE Jaelan Phillips MIA $4,460,337
DE Kwity Paye IND $4,341,539
DE Ogbonnia Okoronkwo CLE $4,120,000
DE Payton Turner NO $3,985,144
DT Rakeem Nunez-Roches NYG $4,333,333
DT Michael Pierce BAL $4,239,000
DT Jerry Tillery LV $4,175,000
OLB Jamin Davis WAS $4,389,056
OLB Arden Key TEN $4,220,000
OLB Lukas Van Ness GB $3,951,839
OLB Odafe Oweh BAL $3,608,942
ILB Zaven Collins ARI $4,674,173
ILB Quay Walker GB $3,774,993
ILB Devin Lloyd JAC $3,528,165
CB James Bradberry PHI $4,885,000
CB Caleb Farley TEN $4,294,017
CB Greg Newsome CLE $4,056,416
CB Isiah Oliver SF $3,866,000
FS Malik Hooker DAL $3,985,296
FS Damontae Kazee PIT $3,875,000
SS Nick Scott CIN $4,300,000
SS Grant Delpit CLE $3,856,000
LS Joe Cardona NE $1,553,000
P Jack Fox DET $3,975,000
K Harrison Butker K $4,568,796

Total salaries against the cap: $215,575,678. Total remaining: $9,224,322.

The most expensive LS was from…the Patriots. Where would you put the remaining $9 million? You could replace Jameis Winston with Jalen Hurts ($13,558,800) or Jordan Love ($12,757,731). CJ Stroud would cost you $8,245,283. But then again, the exercise wasn’t to get the best team. It was an attempt to pay each player the same amount of money.