"Oh you satanic sons of bitches !" - Every black guy probably.

Also, if the KFC is closed

I met an African American on a bus from Warsaw to Berlin who hopped off for waaaay too long to grab KFC, Passengers started joking he probably was at KFC. Driver lost his patience after 30 minutes and drove away. He chased us on foot on the highway for a mile and caught up at a traffic stop. Whole bus clapped. I asked him what happened. "I was at KFC". Whole bus LOL'd