I wish I didn’t have to tell the expert artisanal sandwich craftsman how to make the sandwich step by step. “I’d like a number 5”

-What bread? “Whatever’s in the picture for number 5”

-Toasted? “Whatever’s in the picture for number 5”

-What meat? “Whatever’s in the picture for number 5”

-What veggies? “Whatever’s in the picture for number 5”

-What cheese? “Whatever’s in the picture for number 5”

-What sauce? “Whatever’s in the picture for number 5”

Why bother selling meals if each component requires a conversation. The fucking meal option should skip that bulshit unless initially ordered as such. ‘I’d like a number 5 with everything different than advertised’