Verse 1
You’re lost in the woods, there’s no escape
Surrounded by knights who control your fate
With high-pitched cries and armor strange
They’re here to make bizarre demands
Chorus
Will you fetch the shrubbery they seek?
To please the ones who say Ni?
They won’t stop 'til you agree
To bring the plants they need
Verse 2
They shout “Ni!” with relentless force
Your quest derailed, diverted course
A leafy green is the price you’ll pay
If you wish to walk away
Chorus
Will you fetch the shrubbery they seek?
To please the ones who say Ni?
Or face the woe they bring to bear
If you leave their words unheard?
Bridge
Kneel and grovel, beg and plea
The Knights have power over thee
A shrill decree, absurd and loud
From knights who stand so proud
Chorus
Will you fetch the shrubbery they seek?
To please the ones who say Ni?
Or face the curse, the dreaded spell
The Knights of Ni who rule this dell
Outro
In the land of nonsense, the Knights hold sway
No quest can end in any other way
Without the shrubbery they desire
You’ll be stuck in their thorny mire
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
I don’t really like AI, but it’s good for a quick reference or a laugh. I used it here:
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The Knights Demand a Shrubbery
Verse 1 You’re lost in the woods, there’s no escape Surrounded by knights who control your fate With high-pitched cries and armor strange They’re here to make bizarre demands
Chorus Will you fetch the shrubbery they seek? To please the ones who say Ni? They won’t stop 'til you agree To bring the plants they need
Verse 2 They shout “Ni!” with relentless force Your quest derailed, diverted course A leafy green is the price you’ll pay If you wish to walk away
Chorus Will you fetch the shrubbery they seek? To please the ones who say Ni? Or face the woe they bring to bear If you leave their words unheard?
Bridge Kneel and grovel, beg and plea The Knights have power over thee A shrill decree, absurd and loud From knights who stand so proud
Chorus Will you fetch the shrubbery they seek? To please the ones who say Ni? Or face the curse, the dreaded spell The Knights of Ni who rule this dell
Outro In the land of nonsense, the Knights hold sway No quest can end in any other way Without the shrubbery they desire You’ll be stuck in their thorny mire
Tower@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I heard this in my head to the beat of “Bite the hand that feeds,” and it actually works pretty well lol
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
That’s the song base I used so good job!