I have this radical idea but I’m concerned that it might be a bit much to submit.

I thought I’d run it past you guys first. So what we do is we get some money and then we give it to the NHS and then they spend it on stuff. Here’s the clever bit, once we’ve done that we get some more money and we give that money to the NHS as well. We keep doing that until we’ve given the more than £12

I know it sounds radical but I think the NHS’s funding problem is probably due to a lack of funding.

Also we should probably kill all the Tories but that’s not really controversial