You do realize that the Onion is joking about something he actually, verifiably said?

Because he’s so shitty that even a parody of reactionary talking points can’t match the reality of how racist and vile they are?

So you’re the one who “ate the onion.” As usual, you’ve got it exactly backwards in the most hilarious way possible. God damn it’s funny how reactionaries always post a source that contradicts what they believe. Also, apparently satire has to be spelled out like a Ben Garrison cartoon for it to pierce the thick protective layer around their brains.