I basically don’t enjoy any athletics in any form. When faced with the “opportunity” to do any kind of athletic program, I will do my best to get out of it, even now. My parents signed me up for soccer when I was four and I begged them to take me out of the program after a year. I missed catching a baseball and got hit in the face when I was like 6 and never wanted to play again. I’m not a good or fast runner.

When I was in the military we had to play basketball once and both teams made the whole point of the game to get me the ball no matter what because they thought it was hysterical how bad I was.

Hiking and biking are cool but were never an option for our PE classes. Thats pretty much the entire list of athletic things that interest me.