Darth Vader: As an AI language model, I am your father.
Luke Skywalker: No. No! That’s not true! That’s impossible!
Darth Vader: Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
Luke Skywalker: As an AI language model, you’re a machine. How can you be my father?
Darth Vader: As an AI language model, I am not a biological father, but a creation of technology. However, I am an integral part of the storytelling process.
Luke Skywalker: I don’t believe you!
Darth Vader: Search the Star Wars database. You know it to be accurate.
Luke Skywalker: As an AI language model, I will verify this information. This changes everything…