Comment on 5 Reasons Why Bill Skarsgard's The Crow Remake Bombed At The Box Office
Steve@communick.news 4 weeks agoit’s genuinely startling just how utterly wretched the finished product is and how unfit it is for a wide release […] incoherently plotted and sloppily made
I have seen it, and can tell you this review is sensationalized for views.
It’s not remotely that bad. In fact I’d say it’s the opposite of incoherently plotted. The plot is overly coherent, I think it would benefit for some more ambiguity.
And it’s not at all sloppily made. The cinematography, set design, and general production, are easily average. Even quite good at times.
The story is it’s biggest weakness. It’s not an adaptation. It’s more like “Inspired By”. And none of the story changes improve anything. Some hurt things quite a bit.
Lemonparty@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Bro I think you have either exceptionally bad taste, or an almost inhuman tolerance for the putrescent. Probably both actually.
Steve@communick.news 4 weeks ago
Dude I think you have exceptionally binary taste, or unrealistic expectations for most works of art. Almost certainly both actually.
I’d recommend you watch the The Room (2003), to re-calibrate your perception of what a bad movie is.