I didn’t think it needed to be spelled out, but I am not seriously suggesting doing this; I am making a particular satirical point.

If you think forcibly taking control of an organism and feeding it a diet which isn’t what it would prefer with its free will to be eating, and may not even be healthy for it, is so messed up that I shouldn’t even be joking about it, because contemplating it happening to you is fairly horrifying, then yeah you kind of have a point and we can agree on that.