For those of you who received the placebo universe, you are free to collect your Aperature Science Survivalist Boy Scouts badge and leave with your parents. As for everybody else, a member of our Aperature for Adolescents team is on their way to escort you to the lab, where you will be placed in indefinite cryostatis. Unfortunately for you, the boys in legal have informed us that you are now legally classified as weapons of mass destruction and are a walking, currently-breathing violation of the Geneva Convention.