I mean I can think of a few ways to keep a text warm. A few ways involving a dumb blonde…

This ain’t it chief!

Though considering I didn’t notice the location of the fire until reading the comment, maybe I should the dumb blonde…

Reminds me of the Dad joke: Set a man a fire, he’s warm for the night. Set a man on fire, he’ll be warm the rest of his life!

That tent is about to get real hot…