Comment on I ordered my daughter a pizza, something I don't usually do. I got Domino's smallest size with two toppings. I got her cheese sticks and two sauces and tipped the driver 20%. $31.07.

• Dkarma@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  They make large Ziploc bags and windows and trunks, bruh.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Do they make them for people who go into pizza places that smell like cooked pizza? Do they make them for me while I put it in the Ziplock bag that’s pizza box sized, something I’ve never seen? Also, that would cost me even more money, so why would I do that?

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    • Xanis@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Dude, stop getting defensive. Most people aren’t trying to directly belittle you, they’re offering suggestions. It’s okay to take them at pace, my dude. You are allowed to say “I wasn’t able to pick it up due to some long term complications. Man though, dat price. Woo.”

      Some serious and not serious suggestions: You could call to order and pay over the phone and then request someone bring it out and place it in the trunk. You could put a couple masks on which will filter a decent portion of the smell. Walk backwards into the wind while carrying it. If your daughter is old enough and you trust her, perhaps she could have gotten it.

      There are options. You posted this to point out and complain about the pricing, then get defensive when others point out how to make it cheaper. Most of us are reasonably sure you didn’t apply a coupon, for instance. Did you consider calling and asking if they could wrap the box in plastic wrap to mostly eliminate the smell, and apologize while explaining why? All we got is “Pizza smell too strong. Daughter picky. So pricy.” We get you have an issue and that is shitty though like of course people will offer ways to deal.

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      • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Walk backwards into the wind while carrying it.

        And you’re asking why I’m getting defensive when you think this is a legitimate suggestion?

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• scottywh@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That sounds debilitating (and completely made up).

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I guess I made up all the posts I made about it in Casual Conversation you’re free to look up, including all the ones I posted while I was at the Mayo Clinic.

    It’s been a long con going on since December of 2022.

    After all, nothing on the internet is true.

    Here you go, here’s a link where I made up being at the Mayo Clinic: lemmy.world/post/13867999

    Here’s a link on another forum where I completely made up having my gall bladder removed and how that didn’t work: forums.mst3k.com/t/…/2520?u=flyingsquid

    I’m happy to show you other examples of me completely making this up.

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