You full well know we’re talking about the average guy in just your everyday average bathroom usage.

We’re not talking about edge cases.

There are some edge cases where you would never wash your hands - because you don’t have any, or wearing a pee bag (whatever they are called)…

There are some edge cases where you should just pee in your clothes - when you’re floating in the middle of the ocean all alone…

There are some edge cases where you always make someone else handle your business - when you’re in a coma…

There are some edge cases where you should hold your pee - someone has an example…

What other edge cases do you want to think up to prove absolutely nothing?