Comment on How do you get people to wash their vegetables when you're at their house and you don't wanna seem rude?

BigMikeInAustin@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  thoroughly wash their hands before doing their business

  That would be a first for me to see. Well maybe I’ve seen it at a place that serves hot wings…

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• Starb3an@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I work with my hands so if my hands are covered in grease or dirt or whatever I wash my hands before taking a piss. I do wash my hands after as well.

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  • BigMikeInAustin@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oops, you didn’t even finish reading my first comment and just started replying. So your answer actually doesn’t apply.

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  • BigMikeInAustin@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You full well know we’re talking about the average guy in just your everyday average bathroom usage.

    We’re not talking about edge cases.

    There are some edge cases where you would never wash your hands - because you don’t have any, or wearing a pee bag (whatever they are called)…

    There are some edge cases where you should just pee in your clothes - when you’re floating in the middle of the ocean all alone…

    There are some edge cases where you always make someone else handle your business - when you’re in a coma…

    There are some edge cases where you should hold your pee - someone has an example…

    What other edge cases do you want to think up to prove absolutely nothing?

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• tobogganablaze@lemmus.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If you’re just peeing that makes a lot of sense.

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  • BigMikeInAustin@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You don’t wash your hands after peeing?

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    • tobogganablaze@lemmus.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yes I do. But it’s more important to wash them before and if I could only do one, I’d take before.

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      • BigMikeInAustin@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Let’s never eat anywhere near each other.

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