Have you had more than 1 partner? Has your 1 partner had more than 1 partner? Congrats. You got the herp.

Did you grow up in a household where your parents kissed you? Congrats, you got the herp.

Do you hate cost efficient frugal computer parts? Congrats, you don’t got the computer herp.

www.who.int/news-room/…/herpes-simplex-virus

www.cdc.gov/herpes/about/index.html

An estimated 3.7 billion people under age 50 (67%) globally have herpes simplex virus type 1 (HSV-1) infection, the main cause of oral herpes. An estimated 491 million people aged 15–49 (13%) worldwide have herpes simplex virus type 2 (HSV-2) infection, the main cause of genital herpes. Most HSV infections are asymptomatic or unrecognized, but symptoms of herpes include painful blisters or ulcers that can recur over time. Infection with HSV-2 increases the risk of acquiring and transmitting HIV infection.