God I would have loved to have been on that Jury. During the selection process when they ask "do you have any reason to be biased against the defendant?" I'd be like "Oh I recognize him! He sold steaks from The Sharper Image 20 years ago. I remember as soon as I saw the commercial I hopped in my car and tore ass to the LaGuardia airport but by the time I got there they'd been discontinued. What's he been up too since then?"