Start giving responses like you haven’t been listening. I like to start with " I had some tacos last night and I tell you whut" “Do you hear that noise? You don’t? It’s like a faint whining” “have you seen my stapler, I saw it like 3 weeks ago and I really liked it…” start showing them every cute pic you have on your phone or tell them you want them to watch this YouTube video real quick. I’m a professional at annoying people so YOUKNOWHATIMSAYIN hit cha boy up