This kind of doublespeak has become the standard for corporate bullshittery.

At this point, ANY communication from service providers that starts out like this is just another way for them to screw you for profit.

They learned it from politics. Anything ‘for the children’…

That’s how they sold us the Patriot Act, ‘for OUR safety’…

FUUUUCK it makes me so ANGRY I taste blood…