Bro just keep running with it at this point he’s made enough waves for those whoa rs lactose intolerant and you know what the best thing he can do is: tell everyone that he’s taking a prescription grade Lactose intolerant treatment and if anyone asks him how is it going he can tell people, “he’s, starting treatment and it’s going slow but he doesn’t know if he’ll ever be able to really enjoy Lactose.”

Then!!! He can go one step further and every time there’s a birthday he can, “forget,” his prescription grade Lactose intolerance pills and not participate while still getting to enjoy a creamy coffee.