Moved to a new city, told the barber i want a short buzz cut, they asked me what number. I had no idea what it meant at the time and didn’t want to ask so I just confidently said 1.

They gave me the hair cut. Internally I was freaking out, but said I loved it. They did exactly as I instructed. I was just an idiot lmao. Also basically no way to fix it at that point.