Going to Faux News for science is … a choice. Also, jesus christ, kids these days and the luxury of having the space to replace “glaucoma” with “eye disease that can cause irreversible vision loss.”

We all fucking know what glaucoma is. This isn’t some 2026 development that’s flown under the radar.

I also have no idea what this has to do with technology.

Anyway, for those interested in the paper, it’s here.