> “I REFUSE to speak their gibberish”

> Calling other people “indulging in the childish marketing of corporations” (a corporation which I imagine you’d have to eat at a decent bit to be this pissed over it; couldn’t say having eaten there like once when I was 7).

> Putting up a giant “OBEY” sign because other people think they’re acting like a clown.

No soapboxing here, nosiree.