This is what I’m thinking.

I wouldn’t have minded a push notification.

But a freaking klaxon just to tell me not to use a disposable barbecue that I have no intention of buying? Some of us are already of a nervous disposition, we don’t need blaring alarms coming out of nowhere to give words of advice. Naff off with that crap. Klaxon warnings should be for if a wildfire has actually reached my street.

I’ve turned off the warnings because this is how they choose to use it, so well done, uk gov.