I learned how to drive in the snow because I grew up in the foothills, the boonies. Snow and inclines, flash floods, windstorms take down so many trees that all the routes to … fucking anywhere are blocked for days to a week.

I, foolishly, expected that that was normal, that everybody learned how treacherous weather can be on driving.

All these damn city slickers just be fucking playing bumper cars, watchin their tiktoks, gorramit!

Ptooie!