transcript:
[donald trump]
They have been terrible to us. No good. We need to invade Canada. Greenland, also. We will bring peace to Greenland with the Department of War. Beautiful.

Man, giraffe, camera, giraffe. So many giraffes. Few people know that the word giraffe has a plural, but I aced a cognitive test. They called in a large group of doctors, astonished. Never seen before, like magnets. Everything’s computer! They are eating the cats.

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