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[4chan, obviously. greentext] [image of pepe? in suit, holding cigar (9 KB PNG)]
>be me
>virgin anon
>no matches on dating apps
>rejected on sight my whole life
>starting dating asexual woman
>solid 8/10 looks wise
>expect zero sex forever
>she doesn’t judge my looks
>actually cares about my interests
>likes my personality unironically
>then she says she still likes sex
>metagame unlocked