Yeah, but that’s only because the people that live on the other side of the river, half a mile away from where I live, are inbred, swivel-eyed, six-fingered, web-footed mutants who talk in ridiculous “wrong side of the river” accents.

When they say the word “road”, the “o” sound lasts 0.1 seconds longer than when we say it. “Ooh, look at me, I’m from the wrong side of the river and I’m walking down a rooad”. Pricks.