Upvote purely because the question took me off guard.

I just wanna be a li’l guy with a bitty fire!

Matchsticks for logs. Pine needles for kindling. Human hair from a guy who eats at McDonalds twice a day for tinder!

All because I was the ant to discover fire while some 7 year old hellspawn melts the rest of my colony with a magnifying glass.

No regrets.