It may not even piss him off
Comment on Spider Proof [SMBC Comic]
winkly@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
A piano couldn’t crush Spider-Man 😒
Dadifer@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Lumisal@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The Green Goblin was there. Probably a Tungsten piano
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I mean I definitely think it’d hurt him, but agreed on no crushing.
My problem is the spider sense logic. Even within the context of a joke, spider sense is clearly temporal. I don’t think Spider-Man, for example, is constantly tingling over the chronic illness he’s going to succumb to in 50 years or whatever.
By the time his spider sense is going off, you’re minutes if not seconds from finishing the compute and achieving the result anyway.
toynbee@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
He apparently once acted as one of the structural supports for a skyscraper.