Comment on He Blew the Whistle on DOGE. Then His Brakes Were Cut
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Glad I ride a bike, if you cut the brake lines you would make a mess that is kinda obvious with the brake fluid going everywhere. Plus I would notice the brakes don’t work before even getting on it.
glimse@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yeah, you’ll definitely be safer if you ever, uh, work for the government file a whistleblower complaint. Another point to bikes!
Jokes aside, it’d be way easier to kill you on a bike and they could make it look like an accident. Plus it’s not like those are the only 2 options.
frongt@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
You don’t even need to make it look like an accident. You can murder a cyclist by hitting them with your car and get just like six months in prison.