Unironically continuously breaking new ground on how close I can get to landing a job, without landing a job. It’s frankly astounding.

Just last week, had a great series of interviews, bossman says he’ll send me a contract. Monday morning, I text him to ask if there’s a problem with email or some other hold-up, am told a system is hung but I’ll get it. Tuesday morning get a text from a completely different bossman informing me that bossman 1 has been fired, and he’ll pick up from there. Had another interview, with him now. Last word, I’ll get the contract this coming week. Uh huh.

I have, of course, other things in the pipeline but they’re not as far progressed. Plus, that is not even an outlier, that’s how every fucking thing in my life goes.