Comment on 18-26 year olds, How do you plan to dodge the draft?
NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago“Put me in jail for refusing to kill civilians for another country’s resources. Your regime will not last as long as my sentence.”
Comment on 18-26 year olds, How do you plan to dodge the draft?
NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago“Put me in jail for refusing to kill civilians for another country’s resources. Your regime will not last as long as my sentence.”
oopsgodisdeadmybad@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Bonus points if something huge happens while you’re saying that and the regime literally all dies before you finish saying that sentence.
NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
Oooh double meaning on sentence, I like it.
It’d be like the reverse of that Futurama ‘war were declared’ scene :D
MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“You’re going to jail and when you’re done you’re joining the battlefield anyway… unless war were undeclared.”
(Phone rings and is picked up)
(Indistinct speech)
(Hangs up)
“What was that?”
“War were undeclared.”