The truth is we don’t actually know because the zebras don’t want us to:
So, the question why zebras have stripes have proven very difficult and not without risks – Stephen Cobb has been bitten in the arm and admitted to hospital twice. Despite the extra vigour of recent work, the answer remains inconclusive.
bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 5 hours ago
Latest theory I heard was:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zebra
pulsey@feddit.org 2 hours ago
brb getting a full body tattoo