Comment on There are no accidents

• kboos1@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Indeed my good person, now that we have proven that fart accidents are real, let’s go back to farting and blaming it in the dog

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  • skulblaka@sh.itjust.works ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Owning up to your own farts proudly is how one discovers true power.

    Blaming the dog is to hide behind a falsehood, in fear of the truth.

    The truth is, I farted, and it’s real nasty, and I’m real proud of it. I own this, such that none may wield it against me.

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