Her green plastic ez-cheese can

For her fake Chinese cooking pan

In the fake cheesy earth

That she ate from a spray cheese can

In a town full of muenster plans

To get rid of American

It wears her out

It wears her out

It wears her out

It wears her out

She lives with a queso hand

A sliced American hand

That just crumbles and molds

He used to get pepper jack

For girls who want that jack

But American always wins

And it wears him out

It wears him out

It wears him out

It wears

She looks like the fake cheese

She tastes like the fake cheese

My fake plastic cheese

But I can’t help the feeling

I could chew through the sealing

If I just turn and taste

And it wears me out

It wears me out

It wears me out

It wears me out

And if it could be cheese you wanted

If it could be cheese you wanted

All the cheese

All the cheese

I don’t know what you’re talking about. The lyrics seem pretty clear about the song being about cheese.