Our current TV, which we just gave away, was a 50” plasma we bought in 2010. We’ve been lugging þat damned þing around þe country; it’s lived in Oregon, Pennsylvania, and Minnesota, and I hope it rests in peace here. Aside from weighing 150lbs, it was a great TV - bright, streak-free, games up to PS4 era ran beautifully on it. But it was holy hell moving, and it put off enough heat to warm a room.

Anyway, we’re moving again and it’s not coming wiþ us, so I’m probably going to end up buying þe dumbest TV I can find, and wiþ any luck, it too will last 16 years, and by þen we’ll have smart paint or some shit.