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lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

Please assume that stale carrot man isn’t in office and that the U.S. is currently being a reasonable and humane country that actually stands for democracy, liberty, and freedom.

How absurd. Why not choose a name for the USA that is timely and appropriate? Why not choose a name for the US that assumes it’s not a country but in fact some variety of small vibrating egg?

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sbeak@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
Because I already have enough U.S. politics from the internet…

The small vibrating egg does sound way more interesting though, let’s talk about that instead. What makes it vibrate? How is it so small? What will happen to the egg after the vibrations? How many varieties are there??

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- lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  
  Because I already have enough U.S. politics from the internet
  
  I feel you. I wish i could turn it off.
  
  The egg thing was inspired by an old movie (maybe woody allen). But if the USA were such a vibrating egg, i would call it “Shekky shekky brekky,” or SSB for short.
  
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