Nobody talks like that. Nobody

How do you think LLMs learned to talk like that? Plenty of people talk exactly like that. It’s just now heavily associated with AI because AI has been specifically tuned to output sentences structured that way.

Yes, AI has a vibe to it that can be very predictable and easy to spot, but that doesn’t mean every single instance of someone knowing how to string a few paragraphs together with certain verbiage is a bot.

Idk maybe I’m being paranoid

Seems that way. Healthy skepticism is good and necessary. Paranoia not so much.