I don’t like this food.

Ok, there’s lots of stuff I don’t like. Why not grab a Snickers?

It’s an abomination!

Whoa there, it’s just a Reese’s cup…

phillistine depravity!!

Look, that’s excessive, isn’t it? And there’s only one L in phi-

AMERICA BAD!!!

Calm down, psycho! Holy shit touch grass!