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Yeah, this is very much glorifying the past, and probably the future. Medieval peasants would dream of sitting in a warm cubicle, well fed, while scrolling lemmy, if they could imagine it. Space colonization is probably impossible too.

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NateNate60@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
Congratulations. SpaceX, Inc. is pleased to conditionally extend you an offer of employment (contingent on a successful political background examination, employment eligibility verification and genetic scan) to the position of FACILITIES MAINTENANCE SPECIALIST at ARMSTRONG’S LANDING SPACEX LUNAR BASE. As discussed, your starting daily wage will be 96 DOGE, and working hours will be MONDAY-SATURDAY 05:00-20:00 UTC. Please report to ARMSTRONG’S LANDING SPACEX LUNAR BASE at 04:00 UTC MONDAY 14TH JUL 2093 to begin work.

As an employee of SpaceX, you are entitled to numerous benefits, such as discounted employee housing at ARMSTRONG’S LANDING SPACEX LUNAR BASE. As agreed, you will be provided a Class-8 dwelling at the location indicated at a rate of 1,700 DOGE per lunar day. Please inquire with your supervisor for move-in information. As a reminder, housing at SpaceX facilities is contingent on good performance and your continued employment.

Your supervisor has provided the additional information:

Meet at Spaceport 9 at the aerodrome at 04:00 UTC. Remember to set clock to UTC and prepare 7 days for jet lag before arriving. Employee space shuttle tickets from Kennedy Space Centre on Florida Atoll can be purchased from SpaceX site for 20,000 DOGE, company will deduct payment from future payroll. Employee access card can be obtained from security desk in front of Spaceport 7. Welcome to SpaceX family, hail Elon.

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