Ahow many updates receives an app, is now considered a “good” metric somehow now. So now if dependabot pushes a PR, it’s a new release on the app stores (of course without testing)

The algorithms on the app stores now consider the app “active” and push the app “up” in ranking

There was a certain billionaire bragging about his app getting 3 vibe-coded updates a day while the competition “only” got 3 a week

So, they can’t write a real change log. What can they write? “Dependabot updated leftpad from 1.1.3.2 to 1.1.3.3” “untested: updated Gradle from 8.14.2 to 8.14.3” “200mb update to change a comma in the Hungarian translation”