Swedish fish were the GOAT, but they changed the formula a few years back to save money and the new ones are indeed hot garbage.
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wjrii@kbin.social 7 months ago
Swedish Fish are garbage, dear friend. They are like a depressed dystopian robot's impression of candy. If we're going to kill ourselves eating overprocessed sugar, it should at least be tasty. Even the simple step to Gummy Bears marks a vast improvement.
algorithmae@lemmy.one 7 months ago
gregorum@lemm.ee 7 months ago
And here I am, brain the size of a planet, designing candy for humans. It’s no way to live, I tell ya… sigh…