… Jewish.

This guy thinks the most generic possible ‘some white dude’ … from Utah… is Jewish.

Fucking, sure ok buddy, you think maybe there’s a sliver of a chance he might be Mormon?

Maybe?

Just a little bit?

For reference:

www.pewresearch.org/…/utah/

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Purely by demographics, more likely the dude is Buddhist than Jewish.

… I’m sure he has some phrenology or esoteric way of interpeting some random foible of the kid’s background though… crypto-jews everywhere, if you’re an ardent bigot I guess…