billionaires… should be strung up in the town square and be given the blood eagle

Meh. People are always saying blood eagle this and blood eagle that. Of all the ways to die, the blood eagle isn’t all that bad. Once the lungs are pulled out, that’s it. You choke to death within a minute. All the good tortures last at least hours; look at crucifixion, which sometimes dragged on for days. The description of scaphism (which was written by someone who allegedly often stretched tales) said the longest one was 17 days, I think.